My wife is going to have a baby any minute. This will be my first time to be a father

July 27, 2016
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My wife is going to have a baby any minute. This will be my first time to be a father

My wife is going to have a baby any minute. This will be my first time to be a father

“My wife is going to have a baby at any minute. Her due date was the 23rd of July. My daughter hasn’t come yet, she is a fighter and will do it her way. I am super ready. This will be our first kid and I know she is going to be spoiled. I already dread sending her off one day. I have put my body through not sleeping. Wake up during the night. Sleep for an hour and get back up. Mom is getting the royal treatment. She is getting spoiled. She is craving Fruit Loops, Pop Tarts and red meat. The red meat is unusual for her. My baby’s name will be Richland Issar Brackins. If you break it down, it spells rib. She will be rich in land from a spiritual stand point. Issar means God. If it was a boy, his name would have been Paris, Richman or London.”

“What is the first thing you will do with her.”

“Cutting the chord, holding her, taking a couple of pictures, giving her some kisses and saying, ‘Hey, you are my little girl. We know mom, but she is going to be a foreign stranger until you get older.’ We waited two years after we were married to have a baby. We want two kids and hope the next one is a boy. Daddy won the battle on the first one. I am ready. Each day I think today would be a perfect day for me to not have to go to work. I work for the Department of Homeland Security in the Social Security people. I like to joke around and have fun with the people I meet.”

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