“I am homeless. We were evicted from the building I was living in for seven years in Maine. Life isn’t always fair. I went on the road with my first litter of puppies. I raised them in my van and gave them away in New Hampshire to people with beach homes. These guys were born in my van. Their names are Maxwell, Valentine, Precious, and Chatter, who talks all of the time. They are two months old. We are going to Arizona where I bought some land. There will be room to raise these dogs.
I am stopping to see Carhenge in Mobile. I thought in the movie American Pie they said it was in Mobile. I guess I will find something else to do there.”