I kept a bunch of secrets in my head

June 29, 2018

“I served in the Navy for 25 years and worked for intelligence. I kept a bunch of secrets in my head. I was on a conference call in Brussels with Colin Powell and told him a dirty joke and cracked him up. He got some famous news and left in a huff. He apologized for not being able to stick around and tell more jokes. That was about the time he found out about the report there was no proof of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. He was not happy. I now work for the USDA inspecting poultry plants now and serve the country in a different way.”


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