“I am 63 years old and about to go on my first cruise.”

“People at work said we would enjoy it. We go to the beach every year and she wanted to show me how clear the water is.”

“I lived in Puerto Rico when I was in 8th grade. The water was so clear you could see your feet when you were standing up.”

“They also said you could eat all you want to on the boat.”

“I just lost 30 pounds so I could gain 50 while we were gone.”

“She is looking good.”

“Whose idea was the “first cruise” shirts?”

“Hers. You know it wasn’t mine. I thought it might be a bad idea and people might take advantage of us. Instead, you want to take our picture. She calls me a redneck all of the time.”

“We were just in CVS and he had something he was using to scratch his back. I said put that down redneck. I guess I should be glad he wasn’t up against the wall in the corner scratching.”

“We have been together 37 years. We have enjoyed every minute of it”

“Most days.”

“I wouldn’t take nothing for here. She is my bride.”