We have laughed our way through this store

We have laughed our way through this store

“We are giving these shorts to our husbands with bottles of baby oil as gifts for our trip to Gulf Shores next week. We have laughed our way through this store and it is our second day here. We were given a complimentary lunch today because a girl working here...
I kept a bunch of secrets in my head

I kept a bunch of secrets in my head

“I served in the Navy for 25 years and worked for intelligence. I kept a bunch of secrets in my head. I was on a conference call in Brussels with Colin Powell and told him a dirty joke and cracked him up. He got some famous news and left in a huff. He apologized...
I want something I can be proud of

I want something I can be proud of

“I was born and raised here. I left and went to work in Florida and Georgia. I have a history of depression and anxiety. I can’t stay in one place too long because of my anxiety. There are too many people around and I get jittery and say to hell with this. It is...
This is our first tour

This is our first tour

“We are a band from western Virginia. We played in Nashville last night and are camping here before our show in Athens.” “Camping is an integral part of rock’n’roll.” “We are touring in a rusty 1989 Dodge van named Bernie that...